Reading religion with less than a believer's zeal and more than a dilletante's interest is fun, if you don't like the idea of pontificating, or of a Higher power 'talking down' to you. But this part about God dictating how to use the toilet is too funny.
One should enter the toilet with the left foot and leave with the right foot. One should not face nor turn your back on __ whilst relieving yourself.
It is not permissible to enter the toilet whilst carrying or wearing anything bearing the name of __, such as the __, or any book with the name of __ in it, or jewelry such as bracelets or necklaces engraved with the name of __.
One should remain silent whilst on the toilet. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden.
One should not face nor turn your back on __ whilst relieving yourself
One should be out of sight of people when going to the toilet. It is considered forbidden to relieve oneself whilst standing up, lying down or if you are completely nude. One should avoid going to the toilet anywhere where people may take rest or gather for any purpose. Do not raise clothes until you get close to the ground and do not uncover the body any more than is needed
Fill in the blanks yourself.
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